I'm a better person because of him. I love the Shaytards and CTFxC. I'm a 23 year old work in progress.

 

I love being a smartass with him

Him: I don't know why I'm so tired

Me: It might have something to do with the fact that you can't sleep at night

Him: Oh, is that right?

Me: Yeah, that's kind of how it works. In order to not be tired, you have to sleep.

A few moments later-

Him: So you get a call back and I didn't

Me: Give it time. They'll call

Him: They don't want me (I can hear him pouting through the phone). I've been rejected

Me: Oh, I'm sure it's not the first time...

Why do we feel it’s necessary to yak about bullshit in order to feel comfortable? That’s when you know you’ve found somebody really special, when you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share silence.

Pulp Fiction (dir. Quentin Tarantino)

As much as it saddens me to hear that he’s getting rid of facebook pretty soon, it doesn’t both me as bad as I thought it would for the simple fact that we don’t even talk on it any more. And to be completely honest, I don’t even want it anymore. The only reason I’ve kept it this long is because of him. 

Just gotta get through today and hopefully things will go back to normal. Fingers crossed.

No greater feeling than freshly shaved legs.

I couldn’t sleep at all last night because all I kept thinking about was this interview today and REALLY wanting this job. Once I finish this interview this morning, I’m coming home, watching The Voice, Big Bang Theory, and Scorpion, and likely passing out on the couch. 

sousaphoner:

eternalwinternight:

hunhanny:

I feel educated

Where was this when I was in calculus

why am i only seeing this now like

I wish this was around when I was in school…would’ve helped tons. Also, it makes me laugh ‘cause they look like they’re dancing.

sousaphoner:

eternalwinternight:

hunhanny:

I feel educated

Where was this when I was in calculus

why am i only seeing this now like

I wish this was around when I was in school…would’ve helped tons. Also, it makes me laugh ‘cause they look like they’re dancing.

(Source: littlemusicalwitch)

charmxnder:

1wannabeyourdog:

Sam Pepper is sorry 🙌  x

I don’t think any of you have realised this video was uploaded over 3months ago. 

I know this video is a few months old but, whatever he’s apologizing for in this video, he doesn’t seem sincere in the least. I don’t care if he apologizes until he’s blue in the face, there’s no excuse for sexually assaulting women. Period.

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countrygirllie-:

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink
Sees a girl that catches his eye
Asks her if she wants another
They fall for each other and end up lovers
They laugh, cry, hold on tight, make it work for a little while
Then one night her taillights fade out into the dark
And a guy walks into a bar